Wednesday, June 30, 2010




Dear Dr Heartache.....I'm Desperate yet have a marvelous idea...it is this.....for someone to trust me so I can deposit the tidy sum of $500 million US dollars into their American bank account.

Of course you will be handsomely paid for your help; a insane amount of $100 million US Dollars!

Can you even now imagine yourself on a vacation others only dream of? You can do anything with that kind of money.


Buy a yacht and sail away!


Continuing with my offer......It seems that my illustrious and highly esteemed uncle who was a outrageously rich man here in Burkino Faso was tragically killed while hunting monkeys in the jungle.


Sadly he did not leave a will. Yes I agree that someone so rich would have the common sense to prepare an iron clad will so his fortune will not fall into the wrong hands.


However these things happen and that is the precise reason I appeal to your decency and honesty to help me get his money out of the bank here in Burkino Faso.


All I require is an honest person; one who is not looking to make a fast buck on the internet. The bank president said that according to the laws here in Burkino Faso if I can somehow transfer the money to America I can claim it for my own since our nation has nothing to do with your nation when it comes to laws and money locked in banks whose owners have tragically died in place crashes. We now have a law covering this problem so if it arises there will be a way to save the money from becoming stagnant and un-with drawable.


Just send me immediately a few details such as what is listed below;


1. name 2. address 3. phone number of cell and landline 4. social security number 5. date of birth 6.place of birth 7.race or ethnicity... and of course your bank account number and pin. Oh yes don't forget name and address of bank where your money is now sitting.


Please do it immediately as I just now received a fax from another potential customer who is willing to send the necessary information to become instant millionaire.

Call my number it is;
890-879-986000-1111 ex 666 Honestly and truly yours, Congotrie La Manuieter of Burkino Faso


LOTS OF HUGS!

Dear Congotrie La Manuieter,

Please forgive me for taking so long to answer your much welcomed letter begging for help to delete my bank account of my hard earned money.
Sadly my house recently burned to the ground
and all the information you requested is lost.
It seems my husband forgot to pay the fire insurance and all went down in fiery flames.
Right now we are staying in a motel with our two dogs that happened to escape the blazing inferno which destroyed our home and all our belongings.
We had just bought a new living room set and it is gone!
If I can be of any other assistance in helping you find someone to supply all the information you requested I will forward their name to you along with the email address.
HUGS and keep on choogling!