Dear Dr Heartache....


Please tell me what to do!

Justin is the man I love and he has left me for an older woman.

What is wrong with me?

I love him so much and do not know what to do at this point.
I know you've been on vacation, but please answer my letter and tell me what to do!

Oceans of tears on my wet pillow..

I will watch the mail for your reply...

URGENT and need help IMMEDIATELY!

Dear Dr Heartache....please help this person who wrote this email to me..if possible!.


Dear Friend, STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL : TOP SECRET INFORMATION ENCLOSED!


I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am Auditing and Accounting section of Bank of Africa (B.O.A). I am the proud owner of alligator named Snapper.

My story is one of loss and pain. Of deep heartbreak and incredible betrayal. I live in excruciating pain of many losses in my pain wracked life which needs your help immediately.

PLEASE do not expose or betray this trust and confidence that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our wonderful families.

I need your urgent assistance IMMEDIATELY in transferring the sum of Fourteen TRILLION Five Hundred Thousand united state dollars ($14.5mUSD) Immediately to your account. IMMEDIATELY! The fund has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank (It gained interest) there without any body coming for it.

I want to release the fund to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer Mr. Andreas Scammer (the owner of the account) who died along with his supposed next of kin in air crash since on 31st July 2000.

I don't want the fund to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the fund to you as the nearest person to the deceased customer. I need your help so desperately. Please answer me IMMEDIATELY! Please we cannot allow this money to go unclaimed and unspent!!

For more information about the crash you can visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/CONGO/09786//^%$#(*&

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details regarding this transaction and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business.

And also after the funds has been transferred into your bank account you will take 10% out as a compensation for the expenses you will make in this transaction and 50% is for me. I need to hear from you urgent so that I will give you more information regarding this transaction.

1. SEND YOUR FULL NAME
Your aka name and your last name from any husbands you might have had. 2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER 3. AGE. (optional if you're a woman)

Waiting for your urgent response so that we will starts immediately. REPLY. Best Regards, Mr.Mala Congoman Konta


Dear Friend go stand in the corner and don't come out until I call you!!!
Now go!
I will send the necessary information soon.
Don't hold your breath!

Broken by a no good man!!

Dear Dr Heartache.....I Need Help....I'm falling apart.

Actually I already did!

I know I'm smiling in my pic, but I'm just putting on a happy face as I send this letter pleading for help.


How is it possible to love a man so much your mind thinks of nothing else? How is this even normal? To cry and cry and cry until you have no more tears.

Dried tear ducts! Then you think of him and cry again. It is absolutely maddening to feel this way. Why does love hurt so much? Or is it a counterfeit love? I think so...

Anyway here is what happened......he left me for another woman. I hate his guts!

I hate her too! She is fat and sloppy and totally stupid. She dresses like she bought her clothes at a grocery store. Along with the fattening lard and cupcakes!

What could he possibly see in her when I am so utterly breathtakingly beautiful?

Not to mention my gorgeous body!

My intelligence is abnormally high and I can wear anything and look fabulous. How could he do such a thing to me?

We were together for three years and blissfully happy in love.

She started working at his place of business (he hired her) and one thing led to another and he said "Before I knew it we were madly in love and knew it could be denied no longer"

Is he nuts? Madly in love? What happened to our love? Wasn't it real? I thought it was! He said he loved me that he never would leave that he was mine forever.

Whatever is going on here? Don't feelings mean anything? Is chemistry a trick feeling? Is passion and romance a passing thing? What in hell happened?
He loves me then he loves her?

What next? He will leave her for the next one that comes along that makes him feel so giddy and good it will be another farewell because.. "Before I knew it we were madly in love and knew it could be denied no longer?"

Personally I think he has a serious mental issue! How can one love then leave with no regard for the one whose heart is totally destroyed. This cannot be love!!!

Please dear Dr Heartache do you have any clue as to what happened and why this happened? What shall I do now?

Suicidal in Seattle

Dear Suicidal in Seattle..

To begin with what is wrong with you to even consider suicide over an obviously disturbed individual? Even for a genius hurting you suicide is not the thing to do!
It is not an option! Hello?

Firstly look at yourself instead of at him. Is it really worth crying over someone who doesn't care if you live or die? I think not my friend.

It is like paying money for trash so you can take it home and live with.

I don't mean to call your seriously disturbed serial lover ex-guy trash but how else can we see it as anything but what it is?
No one is worth this!
You are worth it to live and be happy no matter what. Sure times can and do get dark and trying. But God SAID he will never ever lay on you MORE than you can handle!

Believe that!

Is he crying for you? I think not. Is he concerned that he left you for dead? I think not.
Is your life his playground? Is your heart his toy? Or rather his throw away game that the is now bored with?

You know the answer to that!

Get off your face and stand up! Tell him thanks for leaving.

Tell him you will say a prayer for the next victim after the poor yutz victim he is preying on now will also be a lover he left behind in his never ending search for "love".

As for feelings of love and romance, there are such things as decency and honor.

Love starts with chemistry and continues with its raging passions....but there must be care and concern for the other. It requires some serious decisions in one's life. To involve yourself in another life is serious business. One must consider they are as human as you are.

Respect is important. It is in the person who does the cheating that the problem lies. Obviously the person is a narcissist who thinks the rules don't apply to him. Maybe he is a sociopath who cannot see the difference between right and wrong.

The answer for you is make sure this doesn't happen again. You make sure you never involve yourself with anyone who would hurt you.

How do you do this? Take care of you he is gone.

Pray and ask God to guide you. Obviously you did not for he would not guide you to your heartache.
Remember you can do it!

Her's looking at you kid!

Hope this helped.....