OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR. CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA Tinubu square, Lagos- Nigeria. Our ref: Ctn/Ohs/Oxd1/2009 Your ref: ............................... Telex: Centavo. Payment file: Cb n/Ben/09
PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF YOUR FUNDS Attn: Beneficiary AKA Lucky Duck Hello my dear one...... We have mercifully decided to bring to your attention, the fact that we have done everything necessary to make sure payments from the debt remittance account are made to the Bonanza Beneficiaries.
I am informing you of an attempt by some unscrupulous people to collect your payment on your behalf. Those crooks!!! I despise them on your behalf! I loathe their greed on your behalf! I abhor their lack of conscience on your behalf!
I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they came to collect your inheritance/contract funds payment sum of $5M (Greenbacks) which rightfully belongs to you as shown in your file with us, on your behalf and by your authorization. However, I am writing you this email to find out from you if you actually sent them. One is short and pot-bellied and bald. The second is short and fat with a mop of rich red hair. The third one is tall and skinny and wears a blond toupee.
Note that they actually tendered some vital documents which proved that you actually sent them to collect these funds. Below is the list of documents which they presented. 1) Letter of administration 2) Order to release 3) High court injunction (4) 11X15 color photo of you.(You look marvelous!)
Due to the nature of my job, I cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing the funds to anyone except to you who is the recognized as true beneficiary to these funds. I want to hear from you before I order the release of the funds to these wayward people who claim to be your representatives because they will be back to my office next week. I decided to carry out this decision based on my work experience and this is a risk I cannot take because I have not heard anything from you.
Kindly direct your response to the private email address of my boss, the executive governor of the central bank of Nigeria CZZ, below for quicker deliberation and response from him on the release of your funds to you. Please remember to indicate the following list of items so he can reach you on in your response. FULL NAME. CURRENT ADDRESS LAST 25 ADDRESSES CURRENT PHONE NUMBER (landline) CURRENT CELL PHONE NUMBER LAST CELLPHONE NUMBER NEIGHBOR'S CELL PHONE NUMBER CAR PHONE NUMBER WORK PHONE BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER VISA ACCOUNT NUMBER ANY CREDIT CARD NUMBER YOU MAY HAVE 8X10 photo of yourself preferably in color. (YOUR FINGERPRINTS..if possible)
Your Faithful servant,
Oliver Twisted
Dear Oliver Twisted,
You have my express permission to immediately release the funds to them.
Yes I sent them!!!
Of course give them the Greenbacks without delay!
Have a great day in Nigeria!!!
