Dear Dr Heartache,
This is the worst problem ever to befall me in my life.
My computer collapsed. It smelled like it was burning and poof! it was gone!
I cried for nine hours without stopping.
I'm devastated beyond belief.
I miss all my Internet friends who live in my computer.
May God bless each one.
Oh dear Dr Heartache, they must have wondered what happened to me.
Each night I thought of them, wondering if they were visiting my page and finding the same post.
I can only go to Myspace now since it is closer to where I live. Huh?
Anyway, if you see any of my Internet friends, tell them I am feverishly working on this computer that freezes constantly. And that I miss them dearly.
My computer laughs at me. I shook my finger at the mother board ordering it to behave, but all to no avail.
The videos at FOX news freeze up and I can never hear the rest of what Sean Hannity is saying about John McCain.
I go to YouTube and it is a loss.
It freezes when I try to watch a video; the one Barack Obama doesn't want me to see.
Google is the only one that takes me where I want to go.
Then I feel like I live in the Antarctica, eveything is frozen.
Shall I buy another computer?
or get another mother board? or hit this computer with a sledge hammer?
Ot try to forget all my dear friends who live in my computer/Internet?
Depressed in San Jose
Dear Depressed in San Jose,
Buy a new computer today!
Hope this helped.
