Please Help Me!!!!!!

Dear Dr Heartache,
I need help! My next door neighbor told me that her husband robs banks for a living, that his plumber job is just a front.
Needless to say I am in shock and terrified.
What if they decide I will tell on them?
How I wish she had never told me this.
Shall I move? Shall I promise her and her husband I won't tell?
Oh! Dr Heartache, I have never been in such a mess.
Please help me!

Terrified in Reno

Dear Terrified in Reno,
Whatever you do, don't tell on them,
and don't tell them you told me.
Goodbye and good luck!

My husband cheated on me..

Dear Dr Heartache,

My husband cheated on me, what shall I do? I am in great distress right now. I hate his guts.

Here is what happened...he met this shameless thing at his office Christmas party. I wasn't able to go that night since I was busy taking care of our eleven kids who are all under the age of seventeen.

I know they're sneaking around because his shirts always smell like Midnight Passion or Lustful Love, what shall I do?

Shall I leave him or stay?

I am confused as to what to do.

If I leave, where could I go?

If I stay how could I tolerate him?

Dr. Heartache, please help me....

Bewildered and deeply hurt.

Dear Bewildered and deeply hurt,

Midnight Passion or Lustful Love perfumes?

Weren't those perfumes discontinued twenty years ago because they

caused huge boils, mysterious rashes, vomiting, brain tumors, and midnight fits and adulteries?

Anyway, first you must forgive this no good scoundrel for your sake and the sake of your kids.

If you can bear it, you must stay. If you cannot bear the sight of him, then he must leave.

I know this will hurt your kids, but you can only stay or go or make him go.

There are not many options.

You must apply your thinking to forgiving him, this is crucial to your survival.

I'll be rooting for you.