Dear Dr Heartache. please....when you read my story of such pain, horror and suffering, please try not to break down in sobs and tears.
Try to remain composed so you can advise me.
Muhammed and I were married two weeks ago and were delirious with joy and happiness. Muhammed and I bought a beautiful home in the San Fernando valley. We planned on having four kids.
Everything was going fine until one day when Muhammed and I decided to go shopping for carpet.
We had hardwood floors and I want carpet.
On the way to the carpet store we stopped at Burger King for whoppers and two cokes.
We finished our burgers and fires and cokes, then decided to stop at this beautiful park to walk through it holding hands.
We were in total and absolute bliss. We talked of the future and laughed together.
We finally got to the carpet place and started looking around. The sales person was very helpful as we explained exactly what we were after.
Then for no apparent reason Muhammed sat on this carpet...
and said some Arabic words and flew away.
Oh Dr Heartache.....I'm devastated beyond description!
The last word I heard Muhammed shout as
he flew away on his magic carpet was..............
Happy Ramadan to all and to all a goodnight!
What shall I do? I'm lost and so heartbroken.....he left on a carpet I would never choose for our house.
Shall I wait for Muhammed to fly back?
Shall I forget him?
Please help me....I'm so lost!
Now I understand why he got that gleam in his eye
when I said the word "rug"
Completely shattered in southern California
Dear Completely shattered in southern California,
Please wait until I reach for another
box of tissues to dry my tear soaked eyes.
First you must leave for Mecca immediately!
When you get there, rent a camel and go out to the desert to find this low down husband who abandoned you.
If you don't find him in Mecca go to Medina.
When you find the flying ace, tell him that if he is sorry you will
forgive and forget
but if he refuses you must accept the fact that he is not the one for you.
Then go home and place an ad in the
Torrid Midnight Passion Dating Services.
Hope this helped...