Dear Dr Heartache.....I Need Help....
Here is my dreadful unsolvable dilemma, Dr Heartache.
Please help me or I might not survive........I fell deeply, madly, passionately in love with my doctor.
I had never met him until I had to find a new doctor since my regular
doctor suddenly died while examining his last patient.
Anyway I had to make an appointment
for a routine examination for my job.
I searched through the yellow pages until
I found a nice sounding name...Dr Horatio Almalikert..so romantic sounding....
I called and they scheduled me for the following week.
I wore these cute clothes I found online at Nordstrom's...you should see my shoes..to die for
but anyway
When I saw him I just knew! He is of medium height with wonderful dark
wavy hair parted in the middle
with a thick full mustache and broad shoulders with sparkling eyes.
This is where the problem gets deep and seemingly unsolvable...
He asked me to assist him in brain surgery.
It seems that someone told him that I had performed brain surgery before..
so he immediately assumed I was a doctor also.
Oh! Dr Heartache, the brain surgery I performed was on a neck clam,
which I thought it was his little brain when I was performing serious surgery
all those years ago...it looked like a brain, but now that I recall it was so tiny..
for biology class ten years ago.
He said if I didn't assist him.... our relationship is over!
What shall I do? If I assist him and the patient dies,
which I'm sure he/she will.........
I will never be able to forgive myself...
but worse I will never marry Horatio.
I'm torn between being true to myself...
and wonderful romance and marriage to Horatio..
Please advise me immediately since the brain surgery on the
98 year old patient is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 8AM.
Shaking and Worried in Nigeria
Dear Shaking and Worried in Nigeria,
If you performed brain surgery on a neck clam..
I simply cannot see any reason why you should NOT
assist Horatio.
Good luck and hope this helped..
Write and let me know how the patient fared.