MY compassionate Friend..I beg for mercy and understanding so we can fulfill our destiny concerning this all-important matter here in my country.

My working partner has helped me to send your first payment $5000 to you and here is the information;MKOU:

First Name: Toiett

Last Name:Pwopoee

Amount Sent: $50,000.00 US Dollars

M T C N: 97657978675488890

Test question: Void of Trust

Answer: In disobedience to decency and honor

Track it now at your local eastern union.

I told him to keep sending you $50,000.00 daily until the payment of ($1.8 millions) is completed and again forward them your Telephone number,

Full Name, Your Country and address along with your photo and private number

so that they will be sure it is you.
Please,contact: Mr Sam David to the below E-mail
\ (wackko_willie.western.union.of.burkinafaso.xx@hotmail.fr)

Contact person:

Best est Regards
& Hugs..

Mr Terry Orbit

Dear Dr Heartache.....I Need Help....Please tell me what to do about this man I am having a hard time forgetting...
I remember your incredible perfect advice to that woman whose husband had left her for his secretary.
You told her to forget that loser and get a life! I love it! You got right to the point!


You told her to never waste her time or even one precious breath of her life crying over a man who doesn't care if he hurts her.


You said it was a no brainer what to do if a man cheats and lies and betrays and so on...


But here is my sad case story...


I loved Mark from the night we met.

He was perfect! I thought when I saw him the stars fell from the sky right into my heart. I could see him through the stars and how they shone through his eyes. I was IN LOVE!


Could I say I was in a dream land state? I was. I was mad and crazy for him to the point of fainting at least once a day whenever I thought of him.


I even fainted in stores if I happened to see anything that reminded me of his handsome face.


Once I fainted for love for him in the street and almost got hit by a truck.
But I was dumb beyond belief and so was he.


Anyway Dr Heartache he married someone else.


Did he know what he did to me? Did I know what I did to him? I was in a relationship at the time and was quite committed to it. Or thought I was.


He left for parts unknown and I didn't see him for a few years until we happened to run into each other on a sandy beach in southern California.


Anyway he was walking along the beach with an obese woman who looked to be quite a bit older than him. I thought could this be his mother?


I quickly dismissed the thought realizing immediately what in the world would he be doing walking along a beach with his mother.


Also maybe his mother was thin.
Please understand that I was angry at him.


We talked and I told him I was not interested in seeing him for the rest of the time God gives me breath.


Should I have agreed to meet him the next day?
I love him madly still and am a little confused what to do.
What would you have done?


Wondering what to do in San Miguel

Dear Wondering...QUIT wondering!
Do you know what a man is?
He is a large pile of dirt God scooped up in his hand one day and breathed life into.
Yes that is what he is.
And without God he is a zero!
A greasy smear in a woman's life if he is causing her pain.
He is not "all that" if he is causing you heartache and confusion!
How clear it is!
I have no tolerance for lying cheating men!
God created men to love women, to protect us, and provide for us.
And provide for means provide more than money!
They should protect us even from themselves.
True.. God laid a great responsibility on them concerning women but remember God will never command a man to do what he cannot do.
If he cannot do or will not do it he does not love the woman.
If he does not love than what are you doing with him?
They need to provide themselves and if they can't it is a no-brainer what to do about it.
Leave!
If they do not do that they are losers!
Can't you see he is the one who is confused as to what to do.
Walking along a sandy beach in southern California with an obese woman old enough to be his mother is a sign his mind is gone!
You know...the lights are on but no one is home!
I suggest you forget this person and...
GET A LIFE!
PS.... try going to Torrid Midnight Online Dating Services.
I hear the men there are cute and rich!

BOA CONSTRICTER aka BANK OF AFRICA

Dear Dr Heartache.....I Need Help... since I am without scruples! I keep sending out emails trying to con people into giving me their account number so I can withdraw money from their accounts.
Help me! Following is an example of the many emails I send out daily to con the connable.
.

Dear Friend

I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am Mr. IBRAHIM AR WAN aka ohbaby!, the manager of Auditing and Accounting section of bank of Africa (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need help IMMEDIATELY in transferring the sum of Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand united state dollars ($15.5mUSD) IMMEDIATELY to your account.

IMMEDIATELY!

The fund has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank here without any body coming for it. I want to release the fund to you as the nearest kin to our deceased customer Mr. Andreas Schrieffer (the owner of the account) who died along with his supposed next of kin in air crash since on 31st July 2000 along with their favorite giraffe.

I don't want the fund to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the fund to you IMMEDIATELY as the nearest person to the deceased customer.

For more information about this matter you can visit this site:Test your intelligence/free common sensetest/callingallmorons.com

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you more details regarding this transaction and also note that you will have 1% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business.

And... after the funds has been transferred into your bank account you will take 10% out as a compensation for the expenses you will make in this transaction and 50% is for me. I need to hear from you urgent so that I will give you more information regarding this transaction.
Please send to me IMMEDIATELY

Your Full Name...........................?

Your Sex.................................?

Your Age.................................?

Your Country.............................?

Marital Status...........................?
Ex-husband's last names

Your Occupation..........................?

Your Personal Mobile N°...................?

Your Personal Fax N°......................?
Your favorite color
Your favorite animal
Your favorite movie
Your favorite song
Your favorite food
Your favorite type of furniture
Cablevision or Dish?
Your favorite celebrity.
Your favorite candy bar
Your favorite cereal
Your favorite magazine
Your favorite author
Your favorite bird
Your favorite breath tonic
Your favorite toothpaste& mouthwash
Your favorite politician
Your favorite historical character
Your favorite flower
Your favorite bird
Your favorite car
Last but not least I must have in my possession IMMEDIATELY
your last operation and who performed and why!


With hugs...and eagerly awaiting your response!
Your loving email wacked out friend and colleague,
Jamal OhBaby

Dear OhBaby,
Please check your email tomorrow at precisely 10 AM for a surprise!
Download IMMEDIATELY the file is safe I assure you containing no worms or viruses.
Remember you can trust me!