Sunday, February 08, 2009

Dear Dr Heartache....


Dear Dr Heartache.....I am baffled and bewildered, heartbroken beyond belief. My mother, I'll call her Nan, and my father, I'll call him Dan, have been married for forty years. Now my father, I'll still call him Dan...wants a divorce from my mother, the one I am calling Nan for this letter, to marry his harlot secretary, I'll call her Pam.
Pam's wimpy cowardly husband, I'll call him Stan, doesn't lift one of his fingers to fight to save his marriage.
In the meantime, my boyfriend I'll call him Sam
threatened that if I didn't stay out of my parent's divorce proceedings he would leave me for, I'll call her by her given name Jezebel, and I am baffled what to do.

I am getting no younger Dr Heartache so what shall I do? Shall I stay out of my beloved parents lives when I so desperately want to somehow make them stay together? Should I tell Harry to catch the next bus? Shall I confront that brazen harlot Jezebel to stay away from Harry? It is all so confusing. Please help me before I lose what mind is left in my brain.

Heartbroken in Florida...

Dear Heartbroken in Florida...

If your dad doesn't care about his marriage, what can you do? If your mother isn't objecting, why should you? As for that shameless brazen hussy Jezebel, now this is the one you should be concerned about. But then if she is in your boyfriend's life what can you do? The fact is you need to run for your life.
The best thing to do is let all these people make all their own stupid choices.
But be sure you do not follow in any of their footsteps.
Do not...I repeat...do not do as they do.
This is the way to go.
This is my advice and I hope it helps...